Why offer one blasphemy at a time, when the Christmas carols come on in a constant, and often overlapping onslaught?
This satire of the 12 Days Of Christmas offers the 12 Blasphemies of Christmas: On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Jesus soaked in pee, nuns having sex, Krishna drinking Coke, stormtrooper on a cross, Mohammed is drawn, Jesus Harry Potter, noodly appendage, Pussy Riot dance, Buddha is a frog, Satanic little pony, zombie last supper, and burning the Koran!