Tag: jesus
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ChatGPT Artificial Intelligence Bans Blasphemy
ChatGPT has been programmed not to allow blasphemy. The irony is that every religion in existence is a blasphemy against all the other religions.
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Is Christian Nationalism Blasphemy?
The Stop Christian Nationalism web site has a message for Christian Nationalists: “Your messiah was not an American citizen and didn’t speak English.” You’d think that this would not be a controversial statement, but given the religious zealotry that’s been growing in the United States over the last several years, the essentially American character of…
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Vous N’etes Pas Charlie
“Je Suis Charlie”. So says the popular social media meme in response to the murder of a dozen people by Muslims in France who were furious about the publication of blasphemous cartoons of Mohammed by the magazine Charlie Hebdo. Let’s be frank, though. You’re not Charlie Hebdo. You’re alive. The people at Charlie Hebdo are…
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Jesus Is Watching You
Why, when the Bill of Rights promises Americans protection from unreasonable search and seizure without a search warrant, are so many Americans meekly accepting the widespread surveillance of their most private online interactions and cell phone calls by the National Security Agency? Could it have something to do with their Christian upbringing? Christian churches across…
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Blasphemous Video Shows Jesus Singing Himself A Christmas Carol
At this time of year, growing numbers of Americans are desperately seeking refuge from the relentless stream of Christmas carols that are blasted from loudspeakers in all manner of public places. The more we listen to the lyrics of these carols, the more we understand how foreign the culture was from which they were derived.…
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The 12 Days Of Blasphemy
Why offer one blasphemy at a time, when the Christmas carols come on in a constant, and often overlapping onslaught? This satire of the 12 Days Of Christmas offers the 12 Blasphemies of Christmas: On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Jesus soaked in pee, nuns having sex, Krishna drinking…
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If Jesus Is Always With You…
This blasphemy comes from Ask Asshole Jesus on Tumblr. Jesus says to his girlfriend, wearing a UCLA sweatshirt, “Put the book down and let’s get started on a baby Jesus.” “I said NO,” she responds. “You’re making baby Jesus cry.” “Just fuck off.” The point seems to be that, if Jesus is always with you,…